Saturday 11th January 2003, Gary DNS ( did not show ).

Big John would like it known that despite suffering from car-cleaners side on Saturday 18th January 2003 he still played the best retrieve of the day, boasting out an almost unplayable drive by Brian Ford from the rear right corner.

Saturday 18th, Gary DNS.

Chris Westcott, also on the 18th, declared that he would be unbeaten that day, and managed to achieve this whilst sat in an armchair at home. Unfortunately, on the squash court, he lost all 4 matches. ( Subsequently, this is reduced to three - Blind Bob being disqualified for being "dog assisted" ).  He no longer suffers from horseshoe thrower's shoulder.

Chris would also like it to be known, that this coming Saturday( 25th ), he will beat Brian Ford in a league match.

Brian said ( Monday, 20th ) he'd better be wearing his lucky t-shirt then.

Saturday 25th, Gary, DNS.

Saturday 25th, Brian, DNS ( feigned injury ).

Tuesday 29th, League Cup against Poultwood. Chris was the most consistent player, achieving single figures in each game. Keith was robbed by a no-let at match ball. BLTSC lost 2-3.

Wednesday 30th,  From: Gary  To: BLTSC  Subject:  DNS
                            "OK, I get the message, will try and come down Saturday 1st Feb."

Saturday 1st, Gary, DS  ( did show ). But suffering from garden tent shoulder, at 8-2 up ( UP ) decided to change tactics and played that old  'can't get the ball get the man' card. Which worked brilliantly, enabling dead-leg Chris to hobble to a 10-8 victory.

Tim made a guest appearance especially for the benefit of the bar staff ( ? ).

Saturday 29th March.
Gary made a special guest appearance, having finished building the Great Fence of Orpington. Brian and Big John manfully strode about court on their pair of good legs ( that's one pair between them ). Chris would like a special mention for beating Terry in a league game, although it's not true that Terry used his Grays Light Blue ( wooden ) racket.

Mid-April
Gary would like it to be known that he is a founder member of the IBCC, ( I beat Chris Club ), having humiliated him twice in succession, and this from a part-timer.
The courts have now been fully refurbished and therefore anyone suffering from blue/yellow colour-blindness is likely to find themselves in big trouble, being unable to identify the front wall.